Right Side Of The Bed

Yeah, okay, huh

I woke up on the right side of the mattress, no really the right side of the mattress

And to My left is a pillow case covered in mascara, that's the results of a night out with an actress

Bad bitch, lavish life, not average, celebrate green everyday, St. Patrick

Pool hall money, I gotta lot racks prick, hood rat chick, bypass her like gastric

How many ladies can my Cadillac fit, score three times in one night that's a hat trick

Fact is, all I do is cut them like a bad brick, give them food a fat dick, and really that's it

No stress, so blessed, four bands for the purp no less

And it's louder then a Corvette, plus the trunk singing like a Quartet

If success had a house I'll be on his door step, spaceship whip, son I'm on a George jet

Next to my dick yeah that's where you whore slept, I woke up to egg whites and salmon croquettes

Then I back to having more sex, I'm taking off my shirt, she taking off her corset

Then I hit record next, I ain't never been reserved baby, that's a war vet

First I clean the white walls of a sled, take a shower, and get fresh

(I woke up on the right side of the bed)

I hit the mall with my dogs spend some bread, some niggas wake up in the feds but I

(I woke up on the right side of the bed)

I surround myself with peaceful people, it's hard to get sleep when you're peeps deceitful

Blowing trees of diesel in my big house, my shit look like a cathedral

Walk around in my boxers, money in my dockers, I been had my check-up, I'm always at the doctor

Stuffed lobster, mushroom pasta, a bunch of Spanish chicks, I gotta learn how to salsa

Where I wanna go, I'm headed to the port, Lake Tahoe, that's my first resort

All are meals are five course, got my niggas working for me, fire crackers like the fourth

Living well in my citadel, hit the nightclub, leave with a nigga gal

With a caravan, now we on Air France, business class, coach look like first class on AirTran

I gotta lot of deals on the table, doing business with my furniture, I'm talking to the chairman

I don't slack, that's a pair of pants, with this country music, so let's square dance

First I clean the white walls of a sled, take a shower, and get fresh

(I woke up on the right side of the bed)

I hit the mall with my dogs spend some bread, some niggas wake up in the feds but I

(I woke up on the right side of the bed)

Blowing money, you can't ball when you're dead, left the club, caught a broad, got some head

My sheets is twelve hundred thread, I spent seven on spread, now I know why you're girl

(Woke up on the right side of the bed)