Blonde Boyz

We're just blonde boys

Doin' what blonde boys do!

Bleached hair, fair skin

Makes the lady swoon

We're just blonde boys

Doin' what blonde boys do!

Chillin' out, maxin'

Relaxin' all cool!

We're just blonde boys

Doin' what blonde boys do!

Catch me in the tub

A quarter half-passed two

I'm Tommy!

I'm Ethan!

And I'm Jerome!

Here's a one-way ticket

To the blonde boy zone!

What's up?

I'm Ethan and I'm fourteen

Slaying all these women

With my massive peen

I've got a couple of hobbies

Besides being blonde

Like performing for the boys

With my ribbon baton

I drink lots of soda

And hang out at the mall

I used to skateboard

But I knocked out a ball

All I need in life

Is my boys and my tub

Now I'm gonna pass it to my number one bub

Hey-o! I'm Tommy

And I'm nineteen

I like to lift weights

And wear sunscreen

SPF 100?

I hope it's in stock!

'Cause I rub it on my nips

And the bell-end of my cock

The public, the media

They're on our side

With skin so white

We got nothing to hide

TV, and movies, they're made for us

This lack of pigment is a major plus

We're just blonde boys

Doin' what blonde boys do!

Jerome almost let me

Have a sip of his brew

We're just blonde boys

Doin' what blonde boys do!

We're boilin' in the juh

Cooking like a stew

We're just blonde boys

Doin' what blonde boys do!

Here, we're chillin' in the tub and

Thank God they're nude!

I'm Tommy!

I'm Ethan!

And I'm Jerome!

Here's a one-way ticket

To the blonde boy zone!

Howdy, I'm Jerome and I'm thirty-seven

I've been blessed with

These sweet blonde boys from heaven

Uh bought me and the boys

Some blonde hair dye

Now we get the ladies wet

Like a slip n' slide

When I was their age

I didn't have many friends

But these sweet moist boys

Keep me up on the trends

They like to call me dad

But I say no!

Can't they see who I am?

I'm just another blonde bro!

Sun-kissed hair

Like a can of soda, exploded

And coated my head in goldin'

Like molten lava flowin'

The blonde beauty is growin'

LeBron's envy is showin'

Because his girlfriend's the one

That I'm blowing

Hair like bananas

And we're hot as the Sun

Sittin' in the tub, man, I'm hard as a gun

Girls like blonde hair

And they like my dick

So I dyed my pubes blonde so I can get some dick!

I mean suck my

I meant get my dick sucked

We're just blonde boys

Doin' what blonde boys do!

I've got the complexion

Of an albino baboon

We're just blonde boys

Doin' what blonde boys do!

To clarify earlier in the song

I didn't mean to say get dick

I meant talking about a girl

We're just blonde boys

Doin' what blonde boys do!

I'm much older than the others

But I'm part of the crew

I'm Tommy!

I'm Ethan!

And I'm Jerome!

Here's a one-way ticket

To the blonde boy zone!

As the hot one of the bunch

I tend to stay erect

If you're thinking 3-inches

Then you're thinking correct

I have the thickest yogurt slinger

Of our bleached blonde dongs

(Enough about your cob, man

Get back to the song)

We're splishin', we're splashin'

Just frickin' around

We're the raddest! Baddest!

Blonde hunks in town

I'm like a muscular boy

But I'm a bit more chub

But as long as I'm blonde

I'm still in the club

Blonde boys rule the world

Blonde boys get the girls

Blonde boys call the shots

Y'know OJ was, uhh, was innocent

Wait, what?

Blonde boys pay the bills

Blonde boys live the thrills

Blonde boys make the bank

You know, you guys, I agree

The glove didn't fit, there's no way he could have done it

Blonde boys rock the stage

Blonde boys love the Cage

Blonde boys love the tub

M-my dad said the Jews

Staged the Moon landing?

Blonde boys lift the weights

Blonde boys go on dates

Blonde boys run the town

Come on, boys

Let's, uh

Let's get our prune on, down in the tub

Well, I was actually gonna ask you about that

See, my dad's got ghost club in the woods tonight

So there's no sheets on my bed, and I was wondering

If I could maybe stay with you?

Well of course, you can, Ethan!

Tommy, you wanna join?

Haha, yes!