Christmas Duel (ft. The Hives)

I bought no gift this year

And I slept with your sister

I know I should have thought twice

Before I kissed her

But with the year we had last

And the dress that she wore

I just went along for the ride

And I came back for more

And I'm sorry baby

That's all ok hunny cause see...

I bought no tree this year

And I slept with your brother

I wrecked your daddies car

And went down on your mother

I set your record collection on fire

And said I never knew

Felt kind of bad about that

And I know you did too

So whatever you say, it's all fine by me

Who the fuck anyway wants a christmas tree

'Cos the snow keeps on falling even though we were bad

It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad

And spend spend spend this chris-christmas together

I married you last year

Bet you thought I was sober, right?

But I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake

This could all have been over

Oh hunny please don't

Excuse your behavior

Cause I hired a hit man and changed your will

It's now all in my favour

So whatever you say, it's all fine by me

Who the fuck anyway wants a christmas tree

'Cos the snow keeps on falling even though we were bad

It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad

And spend spend spend this chris-christmas together

Holding on without any reason

Cause something's strong this holiday season

So whatever you say, it's all fine by me

And who the fuck anyway wants a christmas tree

'Cos the snow keeps on falling even though we were bad

It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad

And spend spend spend this chris-christmas together