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Artist: Cyndi Lauper
Canonical path: /cyndi-lauper/gay-messiah
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Gay Messiah
Read Gay Messiah lyrics by Cyndi Lauper on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Gay Messiah
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He will then be reborn
From 1970's porn
Wearing tubesocks with style
And such an innocent smile
Better pray for your sins
Better pray for your sins
'Cause the gay messiah's coming
He will fall from the star
Studio 54
And appear on the sand
Of Fire Island's shore
Better pray for your sins
Better pray for your sins
'Cause the gay messiah's coming
No it will not be me
Rufus the Baptist I be
No I won't be the one
Baptized in cum
What will happen instead
Someone will demand my head
And then I will kneel down
And give it to them looking down
Better pray for your sins
Better pray for your sins
'Cause the gay messiah's coming
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Cyndi Lauper performs "Gay Messiah", and this lyric page sits inside the Cyndi Lauper catalog on LyroVerse.
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