Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Cyndi Lauper
Canonical path: /cyndi-lauper/lactose-intolerant
Related lyric paths: 6
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Lactose Intolerant
Read Lactose Intolerant lyrics by Cyndi Lauper on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Lactose Intolerant
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I lack the enzymes
To properly digest lactose
I can't drink cow's milk
I can't drink milk from a goat
Yogurt, cottage cheese
Make me throw up
Please no cream in my cup
My stomach is swelling
I am lactose --- intolerant
My throat is constricting
I am lactose --- intolerant
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Cyndi Lauper performs "Lactose Intolerant", and this lyric page sits inside the Cyndi Lauper catalog on LyroVerse.
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