10 Knots

My kitchen floor started crackin'

And out jumped a man

Big, red & horny

I was shakin' the devil's hand

You got a hell of a reputation

And thats the name of my game

And Ive been diggin' all night

Coz I heard your name

Got a mean main reason have no fear

But first we'll play some poker

And have a warm beer

Lets play a little poker

And have a nize hot beer

I will smash your windows n burn your mail

I tied 10 knots on the devils tail

I can eat a horse even chew a nail

I tied 10knots on the devils tail

D.A.D. wouldn't cross his trail

Coz I tied 10 knots on the devils tail

Hes the toughest man & he cant fail

But I tied 10 knots on the devils taaaaiiiiil

I sat down to the table

With the man that I once feared

He was drinkin hummin drinkin

And ascratchin' his beard

So we drank for about a fortnight

It seemed like some stupid test

Still I was sittin upright

Doing the things that I do best

But the poor devil looked a mess

I will smash your windows...

He was red

He seemed kinda pale

Then I tied 10 knots on the devils tail

I dumped him in his hole

Heard the echoes of his scream

Hey boyscout from below

Now tell me who's mean!

I won't smash your windows...

I'm so rough I spent summer in jail

'Cause I tied 10 knots on the devils tail

I'm so mean I could out-fart a gale

But I tied 10 knots on the devils tail