Pimp of the Year

Eh-heh, eh-heh eh-heh, ay

Eh-heh.. huh.. ay

This is the pimp of the year

I want I want to tell y'all a story, about this ho (yes)

Her name was Janine

Heh, she thought she was all that, but y'all know what time it is

Hah, I put her to work

[D-Nice]

Bust it

One Friday night I was chillin at a party (doin what?)

Feelin smooth, drinkin Coke and Bacardi

I seen her on the scene, lookin lean

This beauty queen - her name? Janine

I was about to push up but before I can think

she looked my way and then she flashed a wink (blink)

I started to think, this crazy side

(Heh, pimp daddy knockin out them boots tonight!)

Oh yes, she was very well dressed

I asked her her name, and she said yes

I said, "Umm let me see, now is it Vanessa?"

She said, "Janine, but Chocolate fits better"

Chocolate?! How'd you like to waste some time

With no hesitation she replied with, "Fine"

Huh, the first thing that came to mind was

(Heh, eh-heh) that fat ass is mine! (YEAH)

So off we went, back to the crib

The question arose, how do I live?

I said, "Yo, I'm not the mouse or the wimp

To make it clear, I'm the pimp of the year" (pimp of the year)

She said, "Please - look how you're dressed

Tell me what seperates you from the rest"

I said yo..

Yo look baby, I'm what you call a A.P.P.

An All Purpose Pimp, haha

Cause I'll pimp yo' momma, your sister

And I'll even take G.P. - that's granny panties, haha!

She was fascinated, she wanted to work

I said, "Okay but eighty-six the skirt" (take it off!)

And guide your tongue, from my crack to my feet (gon' be funky)

Then.. (hah, yeah, eh-heh) you'll be ready for the streets

Down came the skirt, before I can guess

Off went the blouse and the bra was next (what?)

I was impressed but I must confess

Hey yo Tone, that bitch had CARAZZY hair on her chest

"Heavens to Merkatroid!"

Hahaha, ahahahaha

I shaved her down, so the story goes

Put her to work as one of my hoes (one of my hoes)

The moral of the story is girls beware

Cause lurkin in your neighborhood (is who?) is the pimp of the year

Heh, aheheh, yo, ah-he, yo heh

Yo this the pimp of the year, ha ha

I wanna tell y'all, I wanna tell all y'all hoes out there

beware of me, ha ha, you know

Cause, I'm in your bedroom, eh-heh

Heh, I'm in your closet, eh-hah-hah

Ay, I'm even in the skins baby, ah-hah

Ay, ah-hah, matter of fact, eh-heh, yo

Get up off your knees ho, ah-ha, you know what?

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