Would That It Were So Simple

Always thought it’d be best for me

To get by in life on my own

If only it were, so simple

Always thought I’d be self-reliant

With nothing more than my charms

But sometimes my wiles

They escape me

Would that it were

So

Simple my dear boy

We’d all live in a Luke Bryan song

Kissing tomorrow goodbye

In our own namesake bar

After wandering round

All over town

Wishing that someone

Would take me on

I learned in this town

Everyone just wants

To party

Until I walked into

The famous saloon

Where I laid eyes on you

And thought here’s someone who understands

Yours truly

Would that it were

So

Simple my dear boy

I’d of danced with you

A time or two

While Luke Bryan sang drunk on you

Dosi-do and skip to my Lou

I’ll never find a better love

Than I found with you

Indecipherable babbling from someone named Terry dinero?

Would that it were

So

Simple my dear boy

We’d yeehaw! till our throats got sore

And we’ll never got to Broadway

Anymore