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Artist: Damn Laser Vampires
Canonical path: /damn-laser-vampires/that-thing-you-have
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That Thing You Have
Read That Thing You Have lyrics by Damn Laser Vampires on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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That Thing You Have
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If i had that thing you have
I would be a better monster you bet
If i had that thing you have
You'd even return my respect
Living an eternal weekend
No longer this bad
I'd be happy sugar if i had
That thing you have
If i had that thing you have
I'd wear you like a glove
Baby, let's marry mr crow
And lady dove
All neurotic
Neofobic christians, despair!
I'd be happy sugar if i had
That thing you have
Baby you 've not
The dumbest idea of what you got
Fall down on those lucky knees
And cry thanks alot
Can't you see my heart's in rags
(i wanna have that thing you have
Between your legs)
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