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Artist: The Damned
Canonical path: /damned/the-turkey-song
Related lyric paths: 6
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The Turkey Song
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The Turkey Song
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There's a turkey in your house get him out
Get the turkey out
Get him out of the house
Get him out
There's a turkey in the house get him out
Get the turkey out
Get him out of the house
Get him out
Get turkey out of the house
Get turkey out of the house get him out
Get the turkey out get him out
There's a rhino in the room get him out
Get him out of the room
Get the rhino out
Get him out
There's a rhino in the room get him out
Get him out of the room
Get the rhino out
Get him out
Get rhino out of the room
Get rhino out of the room get him out
Get the rhino out get him out Get turkey out of the house
Get turkey out of the house get him out
Get the turkey out get him out
Get that turkey out
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