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Artist: Dan and Phil
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The Internet Is Here
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The Internet Is Here
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Whenever I'm alone
Or if I'm feeling grey
There's one place I can go
To brighten up my day
It makes me want to sing
That's how the show should end
But wouldn't it be good if I
Could sing it with a friend?
Okay, fine, whatever, I'll join in too
I might go outside
And feel more alive
Without Twitter
Where would I be?
I guess I'd be fit
And stop posting shiiii-
Rubbish!
But Tumblr's a part of me!
So many websites
So little time
Plus one or two
You should avoid
Just don't stop watching YouTube
Or we'll be unemployed!
The internet is here!
The internet is great!
When you've got lots of followers
Who needs a real mate?
It might be antisocial
But these days that is fine
'Cause life is so much better
When you spend it all online!
A place where you can be yourself
No matter if you're geeky!
Find friends that share your hobbies
Even if they're freaky!
Where any question in your head
Is answered in an instant!
Who cares if you procrastinate
Your one shot at existence!
The internet is here!
The internet is great!
When you've got lots of followers
Who needs a real mate?
Without the internet
We never would have met!
We wouldn't be here on a stage
Doing things we might regret!
Dance break!
Who cares if you're a loser
And everybody knows it!
Or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses!
Even if your chances of getting tanned are slim
Or if you live vicariously through the life of a Sim!
Sheltay zomo!
The internet is here!
The internet is great!
When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate?
It might be antisocial
But these days that is fine!
'Cause life is so much better!
Life is so much better!
Life is so much better
When you
Spend
It
All
Online!
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