Alaska Highway

Riding down the highway with Cowboy Joe

I met Leonardo DiCaprio

Leo, he's trying to get away from

The unwanted advances of Eminem

Em's wearing drawstrings and lisping along

Saying, "Please put me into your highway song"

I say, "Hey, who's going my way

On that Great Alaska Highway?"

Well, I would never be so dumb

To say they stole an election

They bought the damn thing fair and square

Emperor's in his underwear

Old King Cole's a merry old troll

Surgeon General smokes Marlboro

I say, "Hey, who's going my way

On that Great Alaska Highway?"

I say, "Hey, who's going my way

On that Great Alaska Highway?"

Commandment 3 says do not kill

Amendment 2 says blood will spill

God sits in his rocking chair

Two flat tires and one good spare

Britney Spears joins Cowboy Joe

With a hey and a ho and a do-si-do

I say, "Hey, who's going my way

On that Great Alaska Highway?"

West Palm Beach and Cheech and Rae Dawn Chong

Can't we all just get along?

Anchored down in Kodiak

With a heart attack, ack ack ack ack ack

You oughta know by now, by Joel

West Palm Beach and Cheech and Rae Dawn Chong

Can't we all just get along?

Anchored down in Kodiak

With a heart attack, ack ack ack ack ack

You oughta know by now, by Joel

While hanging out with Cowboy Joe

Keith Richards stops to say hello

I play my guitar, he plays along

With song after song after song after song

Now that I've played with the likes of him

Ain't never gonna settle for less, my friend

I say, "Hey, who's going my way

On that Great Alaska Highway?"

I say, "Hey, who's going my way

On that Great...

On that Great..."

I say, "Hey, who's going my way

On that Great Alaska Highway?"

I say, "Hey, who's going my way

On that Great Alaska Highway?"

I say!