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Artist: Dan Bern
Canonical path: /dan-bern/crow
Related lyric paths: 6
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crow
Read crow lyrics by Dan Bern on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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crow
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All these questions start to stick to me like cancer
You talk and talk but I don't think I've got an answer
If that's what's meant by confirmation
I don't even want a nomination
Piss on it, piss on it
Throw it in the trash and kiss it
I will not crow for you or anyone else
I will not, I will patently not
I will not crow for you or anyone else
I will not, I will patently not
Maybe someone else will crawl for you
Just like a Barbie Doll for you
There's things I'm willing to chew on
But your crow is not one of them
I spent the last ten years trying to make your secretary happy with my style
Now that I've seen your trophies, excuse me if I laugh a while
If that's a reward for suffering
Keep the stuff you're offering
Piss on it, piss on it
Throw it in the trash and kiss it
I will not crow for you or anyone else
I will not, I will patently not
I will not crow for you or anyone else
I will not, I will patently not
Maybe someone else will be your rug
Jump in a six foot hole you dug
There's things I'm willing to chew on
But your crow is not one of them
Take your turn, take your place
Take a walk out on my face
Try again, you can try to dance
But you'll never get the chance
'Cause I will not crow for you or anyone else
I will not, I will patently not
I will not crow for you or anyone else
I will not, I will patently not
Maybe someone else will crawl for you
Just like a Barbie Doll for you
There's things I'm willing to chew on
But your crow is not one of them
There's things I'm willing to chew on
But your crow isn't one of them
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Dan Bern performs "crow", and this lyric page sits inside the Dan Bern catalog on LyroVerse.
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