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Artist: Dan Bern
Canonical path: /dan-bern/sex
Related lyric paths: 6
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sex
Read sex lyrics by Dan Bern on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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sex
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And when six months of insanity ends
Will your friends talk to you again
And when you crawl all broken hearted
Back to the one with whom you'e parted
Will you catch a break
Our mafia dons & presidents
Used to lose their shit from tax evasion
Now it's mostly kiss & tell
For a half an hour bedroom vacation
All for chocolate cake
What is it about sex?
What is it about sex?
Big red lips
in the dining womb
bop bop a lula, bop bam boom
the line starts here
and baby you're next
Knowing what you know
Would ya do it again
Knowing your happy home life will end
Knowing your reputation's erased
you probably would she had a pretty face
Is flesh against flesh such a rabbit in a hat
Is there part of our brain that gets its candy like that
Is it for kicks or ejaculatory leak
should we all strip publicly once a week
I've always been fascinated by strippers
For two reasons that get my juices swimming
The second is how can they be so free
The first is, I like naked women
And I can't run for public office now
Jackson Pollack & Igor Stravinsky
couldn't hold a candle to Monica Lewinsky
She had a big mouth & a big chest
Linda Tripp took care of the rest
Splish splash boom ker pow
What is it about sex?
What is it about sex?
One little hungry seed can spawn you
I'll buy you adress just to see it on you
The line starts here and
baby I'm next
Knowing what you know would you do it again?
Knowing your happy home life will end
Knowing your reputation's erased
You probably would she had a pretty face
Is flesh against flesh such a rabbit in a hat
Is there part of our brain that gets its candy like that
Is it for kicks or ejaculatory leak
Should we all strip publicly once a week
And when 6 months of insanity ends
will your friends talk to you again
and when you crawl all broken hearted
back to the one with whom you parted,
will you catch a break
What is it about sex
big red lips in the dining womb
bop bop-a lula bop bam boom
the line starts here and baby you're next
Baby I'm next
Baby I'm next
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