Dovahkiin (Skyrim Rap)

Who's rapping

Dovahkiin

Dragons?

I'm not over keen

I'll dice 'em like a knife

Slicin' right through an aubergine

My dragon shout flow

Is sweeter than a soda stream

You won't believe your eyes

I'm like an overload of dopamine

A broadsword in one hand

And a magic spell in the other

I'm the last of the Dragonborn

There's no other my brother

So run for cover

If you got scales

Then I'm on your tail

And I will not fail

Like a free-roaming

Sandbox game

I'm of the rails

I'll walk the trails

Through awful gales

And storms of hail

Till all the nails

Are knocked into your coffin

I'm not stoppin'

Till you're impaled

And I've prevailed

In the name of the Nords

I pray to the Lords

You'll all get a taste of the blade of my sword

I'm taking on hordes of enemies

I face them with hordes of weaponry

They're draining my force

So chemistry comes into play with retorts and recipes

Alchemixing like a DJ

Restoration restore my energy

My legacy

Odyssey, elegy, prophecy's-

Written in heavenly bodies

And buried with every body

That ever did bother to mess with me

Deadin' them terribly

Horribly

I'm a celebrity

Honestly

You're a wannabe

I'm a prodigy

The suggestion that you're better than me

At being a warrior?

Ha!

Comedy

It's a gift to me

I don't just spit flames lyrically

But literally

And the Elder Scrolls are scripts in which

I've written your obituary

I am the Dragonborn

Wearing a hat with badass horns

I'm Dovahkiin

Known globally

You're nobody at all