Minecraft Creeper Rap

I'm a Creeper

Minecraft's Grim Reaper

Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda

I'm not a creature that'll eat ya

But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter!

Reminds peeps of Minesweeper

Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep

I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader

Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers

Oh, hi, I'm a Creeper

So nice, nice to meet ya

Is that the time? It's time to leave

And tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

Boom, boom, boom!

I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune

It's gonna make my brain go boom, boom, boom!

I can’t stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune

I do what I wanna

Move aside, mama

Tick tick, I'm a suicide bomber!

I take control, then I'm gonna

Leave a gaping hole, Belladonna

That'll take its toll

When I'm on a quest to invade

Detonate your soul!

Fizz like a lemonade then blow

So you'd better stay indoors

Or I'll find your mine when you're mining ore

You'll be dying, lying in gore

Darling, ow, what you crying for?

Did somebody break your diamond sword?

I'm the volatilest sort

What a violent force

That'll frighten Spartans hark and hear Leonidas talk

When he sees me, tonight we dine indoors!

Boom, boom, boom!

I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune

It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom!

I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune

It's official

A ballistic missile

Couldn't get this result

I blow through stone like a six foot chisel

So you'd better shiver when you hear that sizzle

Fffffo shizzle!

Take a listen!

It's a premonition of my mission

Death by demolition!

If I don't come home there's a sign in my kitchen

To describe why I'm missing, gone fission

White hot raps

I got stacks

Sometimes when I die, I drop tracks

I got a lot

Ocelot

Fight off cats

If I'm feeling nice, then I might not

Blast!

Boom, boom, boom!

I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune

It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom!

I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune

My hobbies and interests include going

Boom, boom, boom!