Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Dan Potthast
Canonical path: /dan-potthast/amateur-shaver
Related lyric paths: 6
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Amateur Shaver
Read Amateur Shaver lyrics by Dan Potthast on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Amateur Shaver
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Damn I cut myself again
Where am I going
I learned not to cut my face
I hate it when I bleed all over the place
God damn I cut myself again.
Amateur shaver damn.
Toilet paper damn.
God damn I burned myself again
Where am I going
I learned to stay away from the flames
The heat feels good but it's too much pain
God damn I burned myself again.
Amateur shaver damn.
Toilet paper damn.
The bleeding's finally stopped
The sink is dry and the floor is mopped
All that's left is just a little dot.
Amateur shaver damn.
Toilet paper damn.
God damn I burned myself again.
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Dan Potthast performs "Amateur Shaver", and this lyric page sits inside the Dan Potthast catalog on LyroVerse.
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