The Island of Dr. Moreau

This is my stop I'm getting off whilst I still can

Someone hit the button don't let me deviate from this plan

There's a seven-toed sloth who won't relinquish his grip on me

In need of a pedicure, a good old scrub

And a date with Alice and Co. At her infamous tea party

I'm not a squid and I don't have two hearts

Oh what a biological remedy to have from the start

I'm a regular human in a void inside this diving bell

With a painted smile set response that reads

Fine thank you, fare thee well

Wrap your warm loving tentacles around me

To the island of Dr. Moreau, to the island of Dr. Moreau we'll go

Arm in tentacle, ventricle around ventricle

I'm not a squid and I don't have two hearts

Oh what a biological remedy to have from the start

(Cue octopus choir)