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Deuces Shoeless vs The Double Dribbles

Deuces Shoeless vs The Double Dribbles lyrics by Dance Club Massacre. Simply the greatest game of all time. A 5 on 5 b-ball extravaganza. Mitch and I shall be...

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Deuces Shoeless vs The Double Dribbles

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Simply the greatest game of all time.

A 5 on 5 b-ball extravaganza.

Mitch and I shall be team captains and select the best from the best.

In my first pick at power forward I choose the Samoan bulldozer Umaga.

In retaliation Mitch boosts his defense and steals with the Repo Man.

Fortunately enough I receive Jimmy Snuk for the distant shots, and Kamala as a towering center.

Now Mitch has chosen Too Cold Scorpio and D'Lo Brown.

But I know who knows the real low down.

Mr. Fuji shall play the perimeter on my shoeless team.

Mitch scrambles Santino Marella.

He thinks this is his casa.

Well a certain necro butcher thinks otherwise.

Poor shock master is with Mitch by default.

No one likes to be picked last.

In a game of razzle dazzle- jukes, spins, blood sweat and tears have flooded the court.

In the final showdown, with 5 seconds left on the clock, my main man Mr. Fuji hits a fade away shot on the 9 point spot to win the game.

Shoeless warriors of mine....

To the bar, drinks on me.

Fuck you Mitch.

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