Cat Fight

The back alley cat fight

Made me get my water pistol from Chinatown out

A pink dragon with light blue horns

That shoots a stream of water from its mouth, like fire

It worked on them, a toy like that

I'm back in bed, just like that

Now, it's 6 AM, my head is spinning, the neighbor's yelling

He wants to know which cat was winning

Cat fight

Everyone loves a cat fight

For the sick minds

Don't give 'em what they want

Well, it's just another night

And another round of screaming cat fights

What's the thing they're fighting over now

And is it worth the ticket price?

Animals of territory

Losing every ounce of glory

While the claws and pulling hair get top attention

Need I mention, no one's trying an intervention

Cat fight

Everyone loves a cat fight

For the sick minds

Don't give 'em what they want

Cat fight

Everyone loves a cat fight

For the sick minds

Don't give 'em what they want

Well, she started eyes at me

Who does she think she is?

Don't you know who I am?

Well, that was a show for you

It's all you're gonna see

'Cause we don't believe

Now there's a conspiracy

And I think we should test a theory

Let's stage the biggest cat fight

Ever seen in history and then

When they get excited

Turn around and be united

So they'll know forever, when we're together

That they'll never be able to set us against each other

Cat fight

Everyone loves a cat fight

For the sick minds

Don't give 'em what they want

Cat fight

Everyone loves a cat fight

For the sick minds

Don't give 'em what they want

Don't give 'em what they want

Don't give 'em what they want