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Itchy asshole

Itchy asshole lyrics by Dane Cook. The other day, I don't know if you've ever gotten this, it was about 2:30 in the afternoon. I got the itchy-est asshole...

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Itchy asshole

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The other day, I don't know if you've ever gotten this, it was about 2:30

in the afternoon. I got the itchy-est asshole I've ever gotten on record.

And I keep a record of my itchy assholes. May 14, 1985, I had a very itchy

asshole. This one ousted it, GET OUTA HERE!...old itchy asshole. Oh it's the

worst isn't it? Agh you just feel..usually your at work or some place that you

can't focus on it. You gotta do some other activities, right. The entire day

you try to bounce around. Try to shake it out.

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