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Artist: Dani Calazans
Canonical path: /dani-calazans/classificados
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Classificados
Read Classificados lyrics by Dani Calazans on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Classificados
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Vendo vestido de noiva
Manchado de sangue
Dou um cavalo sem dentes
Que já foi ator de bang-bang
Arranjo cego em bom estado
Com vasta experiência
Reservo lugar numerado
Sentado na fila da previdência
Família americana deixa
Prá quem quiser faturar
No quinto degrau da igreja
Uma fome parada no ar
Crianças recém-nascidas
(Tão lindas)
Prá trabalhar no sinal
Meninos malabaristas
Duplicando seu capital
Por motivo de viagem
Negócio da china
Troco por boa massagem
O verdadeiro mapa da mina
Vendo bom formicida
Cura qualquer paixão
Passo contrato de vida
Alugo um prato de feijão
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