Theo's Logic

He said i wasn't going to heaven

Then i'll see him down in hell

I thought i was going to heaven

Now it's very hard to tell

I hold these views but i get no respect

Theo says that's not theologically correct

My grandmother's up there waiting

She spoke to me one night

She said "there are millions of us praying

That you will be alright."

Jesus spoke to me only once

Audibly for sure

When i was down on my luck,

He offered me the cure

He said "this trial is over"

I haven't heard that voice since then

We both agree i'm a sinner,

And what happens in the end

I had a quarter in my pocket

I pumped way too much gas

And like those bread and fishies

My little quarter turned to cash

I said that god's a mystery

So much that's hard to tell

Theo said i wasn't going to heaven

Then i'll see him down in hell

I hold these views but i get no respect

I guess that we just don't philosophically connect