Big Nose

Hey, Daniel

Yo?

You ever thought about what it might be like to have a smaller nose?

Sometimes. I mean, I wrote a song about it in 2016

Oh, really?

Yeah, man, you wanna hear it?

I don't think I really have a choice

Someone told me, someone told me, someone told me, someone told me

Someone told me something and it goes like this

You got a big nose, I can feel it when we kiss

It's pressing on my face whеn I wanna feel your lips

I want a jet ski, but you got a battleship

And I'm like, oh snap, would you look at this crap?

My nosе is now the focus of a lover to attack

This side of things, I've got a shoddy center of my face

When her banging body makes a naughty thought begin to shape, what?

I've got a big, I've got a big nose

And yours (yours) does not even (I can't even), it does not come close (ahem)

Fix it up with surgery

Smaller nose with urgency

Rhinoplasty, fix a nasty

Facial forming circuitry

Got a big nose, so round and bulbous

Don't lie, in your eyes, I can see you know this

Porous, it's so abhorrent, arborous

You're born with this overachieving olfactory organ

W-w-wait, no, simplify like Thoreau

If you think my beak is for show, get lost, (real fishy) Nemo!

My nose is so big it's almost unfair

One day it'll make me a millionaire

My nose can detect particles in the air

It can smell everything that you don't know was there

The dye from your knee-high blue sock wear

The scent from the vent from the White House there

Obama's in the office and the caucus ain't fair

The type of shampalonie that you use up in your hair?

Alright

Down to the nitty and the gritty right quick

Start talking, you got options, use a hot chick

Little slick trick and your brain'll stick

'Cause when you got a big nose, then you got a big-- heart

(La la la la) You've got a big heart, (La la la la) you've got a big heart

(La la la la) a big throbbing heart, (La la la la) I've got a big heart -- and dick

So, you want to uh

Um, no