The Circut

Good evening

Ladies and Gentlemen

Welcome to the Outlaws Circuit

The greatest show on earth

We are here to entertain you and

Help you go mad

Sing of Famed criminals

And of fun that they had

Show you the freaks and the geeks

The globe of death and the Chinese pole

Fun for all that don’t like peg holes

An don’t care about self control

I drink to all misfits and hail them with pride

Show your misfortunes you don’t have to hide

Throw up your money, destroy all your ties

Mow down the Larry, the agents, the spies

Don’t let them ask you why you have gone mad

Ask them why they haven’t locked up your dad

No one can tell you how bad you have been

Unless they themselves have lived without sin.

Bring out the outcast and give him a hand

Here is our gypsy and there is our band

We want the crippled, the carneys the blind

The tattooed, the bearded and all the affined

This is the fun fair so lets celebrate

The hookers, the gangsters, the prison inmate

The bald man, the small fan and his bed of nails

These are the players of all the real tales.

Ladies and Gentlemen

Come closer, have a seat

Don’t be scared

you can touch, you can stare

We won’t bite

Spend all night

With our human oddities

Our pickled punks

The Fiji Mermaid

Or Congo the killer ape

We got magic tricks

Giant rats, get your fix

Get in good people

An let your hair hang down!

I drink to the wanderers that have left their home

In search of a side show that they call their home

Not bending to rules that they know are wrong

Stubborn, an willful, an proud and head strong

The biker, the brawler, the drinker, the nerd

The one legged dancer that looks like a bird

The sad lookin man with the big bulbous nose

Loosen the knot of the swinging gallows

Ladies and Gentlemen

Don’t leave yet

Things are coming

That you won’t forget

The Human pyramid

The hula-hoop girl an more

you won’t find what we’ve got

in our neighborhood store

Drop your misgivings

And let yourself jump

See the contortionist,

She’ll make your heart thump

We’ve got the joyrides

The hotdogs, the beer

All poison you need

We got it right here

So what you must know is there’s no turning back

Once you have left the righteous man’s path

We want the sinful, we don’t like the rules

Bright colored costumes, tigers and fools

Fat bearded ladies and four legged clowns

We want the clashes, be run out of town

We don’t want medals, we just want to stun

Come to our circuit and lets have some fun!