Findin' A Good Man

We got a bucket of Corona,

Enough stories to last all night,

About the trials and tribulations,

Of findin' Mr. Right:

Of findin' a good man.

Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters;

To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand.

Here's to the superficial players;

The "I love ya" too-soon-sayers;

If you hear me girls, raise your hand:

Let's have a toast:

Here's to findin' a good man.

Blind dates an' horror stories;

Pushy gals and fast movers.

Let's dedicate this girl's night out,

To big-talkers; bad losers,

It's so hard findin' a good man.

Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters;

To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand.

Here's to the superficial players;

The "I love ya" too-soon-sayers;

If you hear me girls, raise your hand:

Let's have a toast:

Here's to findin' a good man.

Julie, I know you want perfection;

Angie, you want a listener.

Lisa, your list is gettin' long,

And girls, you know me:I just want a good kisser.

Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters;

To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand.

Here's to the superficial players;

The "I love ya" too-soon-sayers;

If you hear me girls, raise your hand:

Let's have a toast;

Let's have a toast:

Here's to findin' a good man.

Here's to findin' a good man.

Here's to findin' a good man.