Kidnap the Sandy Claws

[lock, shock & barrel]

Kidnap mr. sandy claws

[lock]

I wanna do it

[barrel]

Let's draw straws

[shock]

Jack said we should work together

Three of a kind

[lock, shock & barrel]

Birds of a feather

Now and forever

Wheeee

La, la, la, la, la

Kidnap the sandy claws, lock him up real tight

Throw away the key and then

Turn off all the lights

[shock]

First, we're going to set some bait

Inside a nasty trap and wait

When he comes a-sniffing we will

Snap the trap and close the gate

[lock]

Wait! i've got a better plan

To catch this big red lobster man

Let's pop him in a boiling pot

And when he's done we'll butter him up

[lock, shock & barrel]

Kidnap the sandy claws

Throw him in a box

Bury him for ninety years

Then see if he talks

[shock]

Then mr. oogie boogie man

Can take the whole thing over then

He'll be so pleased, i do declare

That he will cook him rare

[lock, shock & barrel]

Wheeee!

[lock]

I say that we take a cannon

Aim it at his door and then

Knock three times and when he anwers

Sandy claws will be no more

[shcok]

You're so stupid, think now

If we blow him up into smithereens

We may lose some pieces

And the jack will beat us black and green

[lock, shock & barrel]

Kidnap the sandy claws

Tie him in a bag

Throw him in the ocean

Then see if he is sad

[lock & shock]

Because mr. oogie boogie is the meanest guy around

If i were on his boogie list, i'd get out of town

[barrel]

He'll be so pleased by our success

That he'll reward us too, i bet

[lock, shock & barrel]

Perhaps he'll make his special brew

Of snake and spider stew

Ummm!

We're his little henchmen

And we take our job with pride

We do our best to please him

And stay on his good side

[shock]

I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb

[barrel]

I'm not the dumb one

[lock]

You're no fun

[shock]

Shut up!

[lock

Make me

[shock]

I've got something, listen now

This one is real good, you'll see

We'll send a present to his door

Upon there'll be a note to read

Now, in the box we'll wait and hide

[lock, shock & barrel]

Until his curiousity

Entices him to look inside

And then we'll have him

One, two, three

[lock, shock & barrel]

Kidnap the sandy claws, beat him with a stick

Lock him for ninety years, see what makes him tick

Kidnap the sandy claws, chop him into bits

Mr. oogie boogie is sure to get his kicks

Kidnap the sandy claws, see what we will see

Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key