The Invisible Man

If I stopped combing my hair,

if I stopped shaving my face.

Would you notice or care, or would it just be a waste.

If I stop changing my clothes,

if I stop watching my weight.

How far do I have to go, just what do I gotta say?

I'm the invisible man,

everybody shakes my hand but you.

I'm the invisible man,

and the only body I want is you.

I walk in slowly with grace,

I hit a couple home runs.

I stand right up in your face,

still I don't block out the sun.

So I go out on a limb,

I get true blue and sincere.

But I don't show up on film,

and I can't be seen in a mirror.

Some would sneak in ladies' locker rooms,

or armoured trucks chock-full of jewels.

But I keep my hands where you can see them,

any fool can see them.

Why can't you see them?

I know when I'm beat, and I know when to stay down.

With floppy shoes on my feet, and a big happy frown.

And I'm the invisible man.

Try and catch me if you can.

I'm the invisible man.

I'm right behind you (here I am) my friend.

I'm the invisible man.

Everybody shakes my hand but you,

I'm the invisble man. But the only body I want is you.