''ME!'' MadLibs Cover

I promise that you'll never

Find another like me

I know that I'm a handful baby, uh

I know you've got a leg I want to hump

And you're the kind of guy the ladies shun

I watch a lot of Netflix in my underwear

I know that I get

Hornier than most

I know I never leave your butt alone

And trouble's gonna

Follow where I go

And there's a lot of fruit snacks out there

But one of these things

Is not Donald Glover

I'm a thicc cow with unpleasant udders

Baby doll, when it comes to the colors

I'm yellow, purple, yellow

Purple, yellow, purple, green

I'm the only one of me

Swear an oath of celibacy

Pikachu

You're the only one I choose

Motherfukin' Pikachu

And I promise that your mother

Doesn't love you, she's mean

I know I tend to

Overdo this meme

I'm bleaching all my

Hair fot Halloween

'Cause I will never bore of fieri

Sham-a-lam-a-ding-dong!

Right on!

And when we had that

Game night with 2 chainz

You were gonna cheat

And call T-Pain

Never wanna see you at my place

I've got a lot of same-sized underwear

'Cause oreos, chips ahoys

Nutter butters

Famous amos, thin mints

Motherfucker!

Baby doll, when it comes to the numbers

I'm 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13

Even tough I

Say I'm clean

I'll shit right on your property

Nancy Drew

You don't even need a clue

Babies they go number 2

And I promise that nobody's

Gonna stuff you with cheese

Girl, my thighs end at my feet

That's because I have no knees

Strike the band up 7, 8, 9

I promise that I promise that

I promise that I promise

Yes there ia "B" in "booty"

After that you say "ooty"

And you can't spell "Danny's a fuckboy"

Without "NY"

I pee on bathroom floors

While shouting "fuck the police"