All I Gotta do

I had a friend once, it's true, you know

Ooh, not much of a friend in the end

That's how it goes, I suppose

A friend like that or it's enemies, oh no

I never liked him that much

I never heard him say "please"

I had a girlfriend, it's true, you know

Ooh, not much of a friend in the end

She got to go, I suppose

You know, the kind that your friends all love?

I wasn't all that amused, I think I just had enough

I gotta do is to be a better lover, would you stick around with me?

And if all I gotta do is to be a better plumber

Could I break your toilet and sink?

And if all I gotta do is spend my money when I buy milk

Will you stick around with me?

And if all I gotta do is to be more like my brother

Will you still remember me, yeah?

I had a friend once, it's true, you know

Not much of a friend in the end, that's how it goes, I suppose

I had a girlfriend once, it's true

Not that much of a girlfriend in the end, but that's how it goes

I had a toupee, too

Ooh, not much of a toupée, okay?

It never grows, I suppose

The glue is stinging, my head is sore

It was embarrassing, too, when I got stuck to the door

That's all I gotta do is to be a better lover

Would you stick around with me?

And if all I gotta do is to be a better plumber

Could I break your toilet and sink?

And if all I gotta do is spend my money when I buy milk

Could you stick around with me?

And if all I gotta do is to be more like my brother

Would you still remember me, baby?