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Artist: Darkbuster
Canonical path: /darkbuster/fitzy-needs-a-haircut
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Fitzy Needs A Haircut
Read Fitzy Needs A Haircut lyrics by Darkbuster on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Fitzy Needs A Haircut
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(feat. Dicky Barrett of the Bosstones)
What's with that scally cap
His head has gotta smell like crap
Never seen a bar of soap
Fitzy is a fucking dope
Fitzy needs a haircut
Fitzy needs a haircut now
Lenny grab those fucking shears
Just watch out for those big dumb ears
Cut his hair for once and all
Shave his head and then his balls
Fitzy needs a haircut
Fitzy needs a haircut now
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