Please Respect the Meat

Even Darnell was able to work out

some issues by putting pen to paper.

My sweet animal brother

Please forgive my sin

Food source with a mother

Where do I begin?

To explain how my heart toils

justifying that you boil?

Leftovers I wrap in foil

America burns too much oil

Got to stay focused.

When I make my dirty dollar

I have heard the sound

Wait for it. It's heavy.

Of a crab who hiss and hollers

As he's drowning down

That crab fritter you see frying

was once a critter I sent dying

I wanna be a quitter,

and I'm sure trying

Cause I'm a cook who can't stop crying! Oooh

I'm not saying what to eat

Have a shish kebab or piggy feet

But honor he who feels the heat

Please respect the meat

I wanna say thank you,

thank you from the nation

To the people with claws, crustaceans

And to the other animals whose location

will end up in my draws, mastication. Joy..

It's not selfish, it is quite valid

to hope that shellfish

get their own mallets

And you might well wish

you ordered salad

When a crab whups your ass,

Darnell kick your ballad

It's no crime to sell a ton

of murdered exoskeletons

No one cried when he got fried

because he walks from side to side.

Baby, I tried to stay away from you

You know, tried seeing other foods

Broccoli, tofu, I even dipped it in butter

But it's not you

I'm not saying what to eat

Life is short and life is sweet

And meat is life so I repeat

Please respect the meat

Digest slowly

Please respect the meat

Even in Crete

Please respect the meat, ooooooooooohh