Bad Dog, No Biscuit

Stayed out late with the boys again

I got to reminiscing and it got out of hand

Pulled up in the driveway, saw the porch light on

Trouble Jack, that's a fact, throw me a bone

Back in the pound, back on the chain

My baby left me out in the rain

I scratched at the door, she told me to get

She said, "Bad dog, no biscuit"

I whimpered and I whined and started to beg

"I hope you freeze", was all she said

Slept out in my truck with my heater on

Hey Roy, oh boy, throw me a bone

I woke up with a fever and a runny nose

I'm a housebroken baby, I do what I'm told

I won't ever stray, ever roam

Hush honey, honey hush, throw me a bone

Bad dog