I'm Nobody

Somewhere in Israel

On the top of that famous hill

Where once stood three rugged crosses now stand

Raggedy ann, jack and jill

Well, jack, he jumps off the mountain

As you know he busts his head

Jill and ann hold his dyin' hand

And jack lifts up and said,

"It is finnish, somebody get me a danish, time is russian"

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Hey, I'm nobody

Nobody, that's me

Got my head full of nothin'

I'm as wishy-washy as the deep blue sea

And I'm goin' nowhere

Nowere that's where I'm goin'

You're goin' nowhere too

But you don't have no way of knowin'

You're a nobody, nobody

Just like me

There's a kid in India

Belly big as a basketball

She's leaning against a sycamore tree

She's too weak to crawl

She's never gonna drink pepsi cola

She's never gonna watch mtv

She'll never feel that fed-up feeling like you and me

No, we can do better we can write our congress personality

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And when I die don't bury me out to sea

Don't give me no 21 gun salute

You'll just scare the birds and the bees

Just tie my naked body to a rocketship

And when I'm blazing through the atmosphere

Close your eyes and make a wish…

For world peace or your piece of the pie

Bye-bye bye-bye

There's a man out on the street

He's waiting 'til after dark

He's gotta find some place to sleep

Somewhere in memorial park

He's fought on foreign shores

But his hardest fight is here at home

2 kids on a double date yell out of daddy's car with an ice cream cone

"Hey, get a job, get a life, get a home loan!"

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