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Magazine Theory

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Page type: lyric reference Artist: Darren Hanlon Canonical path: /darren-hanlon/magazine-theory Related lyric paths: 6
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Magazine Theory

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I hate all my clothes

They're all falling apart

Does the colour of my shirt

Match the colour of my heart?

When was the last time

You checked your machine?

And I'm wondering, will you

Ever get the message?

Our stars say that we were never meant to be

Maybe we shouldn't rely on magazine theory

Try as you may

Try as I might

We squint our eyes under blue-red disco light

I'm gonna buy some new clothes

My room I'll rearrange

But I'd have to be blind

To see things haven't changed

Like the boy and his bags

By the side of the road

All the time in the world

But nowhere to go

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Darren Hanlon performs "Magazine Theory", and this lyric page sits inside the Darren Hanlon catalog on LyroVerse.

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