Caravan Song

Cathy drinks baby cham

In a lead-lined window

It's caravan

She watches the 100 Greatest

TV Hits of '99

Trevor drinks when he can

In the clubhouse on a Wednesday

With his mum

For free games of bingo

And a fat stand-up with a covers band

Isn't it good to be free?

But no-one knows what freedom means

Oh, they want a honey

To tow their caravan far away

Oh, they want somebody

To make their caravan rock and sway

Cathy doesn't understand

How she reached the age of 50

Without a man

But she's got hobbies

She's got a life and a fake suntan

Trevor kisses his mum

Tucks her into bed

And she says, "Son

You should be getting laid

Instead of playing bingo with me"

Isn't it good to be free?

But no-one knows what freedom means

Oh, they want a honey

To tow their caravan far away

Oh, they want somebody

To make their caravan rock and sway