Don Dada

[Verse 1: Kool AD]

Yeah, Kool AD, frequently dumb

Frequently freaky deeky and speaking in tongues

Everyday is a weekend my son

I'm a teacher on sabbatical (what's that?) - it doesn't matter

After a few, I'm smackin' a dude - picture me

Acting the fool and then actually smackin' you

Then smokin' crack with you

Then smokin' macanudos on the avenue

With papichulos

Poppin' that Menudo

And you know, I don't take my Menudo, lightly

You could out-write me, but it's not likely

Half-white Spike Lee

Sippin' on a light green diesel and an iced tea

Sometimes relaxed like perms, sometimes hyphy

Came from the Bay but I stay in NYC

Oh I think they like me

Forgive me if I'm blunt but light me

Smoke 'till my eyes turn Chinese

Das Racist, try me

Mad flavors for all shapes, races, and ages

Basically I'm paid to say shit and get white-boy wasted

Everything I touch is a spaceship

Everything I touch is a spaceship

Madonna-like, Don Dada-type with a sharp clique

Mami white, me Obama-like with a dark dick

Man, you couldn't see me like a shark's lips

Everything I touch is Jefferson - Starship

[Verse 2: Heems]

We are D.R., troopers like V.R

Gerard Depardieu, Young Green Card

Young cocoa butter, harder than them other boys

You be on some stale shit, I'll sweet on some other noise

You know before we hit it and she stretch it

Hit it three times, hat-trick, Ovechkin

Keep one on the side like she's salad dressin'

Treat the coochie like the microphone when I bless it

Rap wild, everything versatile like the lesson

A way with words - a curse and a blessing

A way with purple - herbs and I'm sessin'

A way with birds with curves and some dressing

Nodding to the H-man, like he was on H, man

Me I am a strange man, body is a cage man

Pause just in case man, Young Nicholas Cage man

Change man, no joke-rap, look at my range man

My new thing? I spit harder

She ambiguous, I'm Chavez-like but my dick darker

Super stoned, I'm a fifth spliff martyr

Rep Queens hard like Nicki the chick Carter

How can I explain, I'm insane man, I done tried

One time I run by, dumb high off fungi

I'm pretty awesome, it's known that I'm a fun guy

I'm Hima, Benz or Bentley, You Kia, Daewoo, Hyundai!

Go in, Dap!

[Verse 3: Dapwell]

*gibberish*