Fashion Party

Bouncer:

R... R... How do you spell it? Rah-ciste?

Nope, I'm sorry, your name is not on the list.

Bodyguard:

Step aside! Step Aside!

Caroline Polachek:

No-no-no, it's cool. They're with me.

I spotted you in Sean John

At the Spring and Summer sample sale

The overstock of oversize made you look so thin and pale

Where has we met before?

Balenciaga show?

Backstage in Paris or face-hunting in Milan, oooh let's go

Kool-A.D.:

I'm at the fashion party

I'm wearing fashion clothes

I'm putting fashionable powders up inside my nose

Looking at these fashion friends

Tryin' to make them fashion ends

Tryin' to touch that fashion paper

Like they was fashion pens

I'm like a fountain pen

I like Red Mountain (?), man

But I'm not a mountain man

I'm a fucking mountain, man

I fuck with fashion trends

My trends are fashion forward

Two dollar jeans and Gucci visors from the dollar store

Heems:

Garbage bags, 'Lahn-vahn'

Why you call it 'Lanvin'?

People very educated out here in the Hamptons

Yes I'm tannin', Taliban sheep

Shorty said I look like a Taliban freak

Mr. Tally Man told me I'm bananas last week

I'm Heems, working on a line with Caliph (?)

Less freak

How you start count all my sheep?

Ain't I seen you at that fashion party last week?

I'm at a fashion party

I'm wear-ing fashion clothes

I'm wearing fashion fabrics everyone in fashion knows

I'm smoking ganja, weed

(But dog, what about the Janjaweed?)

Yo the Pope wear Prada, the devil wear Prada

I can't be bothered, I'm tryin to holla!

Caroline:

I see London, I see France

Where'd you get yourself those pants?

I can't tell if you want to hit me or if you want to dance

I'll show them acid green

All dressed up like Halloween

Can't tell you if I know you from the catalogue or magazine

(She's a model and she's looking good)

I got the cameras flashin',

Fa-Fa-Fa Fashion

Kool A.D.:

Next is bed and breakfast

Carmel, Michelle Foucault, Michelle ma belle

Yup, Western medicine

Lobster steak and venison

Everything crackers, famous of actors

Stockholm(?) fit, Pinot Grigio

Harmless with me, so scallapicio (?)

So freaky-deaky, so fashion

Caroline:

I'll take a five zero CK one

And make a two three sport

Tell the interns to shut the Dior

Studded, beaded, slip-on flats

With high-top low-rise ankle wraps

Mulberry, Paris with the Beijing crew

Eggplant, mustard, midnight blue

Tie-dye laced with leather trim

Musky sport cologne for him

Caroline:

I see London, I see France

Where'd you get yourself those pants?

I can't tell if you want to hit me or if you want to dance

I'll show them acid green

All dressed up like Halloween

Can't tell you if I know you from the catalogue or magazine

(She's a model and she's looking good)

(Fashion party)

I got the cameras flashin',

Fa-Fa-Fa Fashion

(She's a model and she's looking good

Baby, he's a model and she's looking good)

I see London, I see France

Where'd you get yourself those pants?

I can't tell if you want to hit me or if you want to dance

I'll show them acid green

All dressed up like Halloween

Can't tell you if I know you from the catalogue or magazine

(She's a model and she's looking good)

(Fashion party)

I got the cameras flashin',

Fa-Fa-Fa Fashion

Kool A.D.:

(?), Louis Vitton

(?), Andre, Vuitton

(?), I don't care,

I'll pull down your underwear

Caroline:

I'll show them acid green

All dressed up like Halloween

Can't tell you if I know you from the catalogue or magazine

(She's a model and she's looking good)

I got the cameras flashin',

Fa-Fa-Fa Fashion