Free Jazzmataz

Kool A.D:

Innocent eyes like that of a turtle

Purple nurple, titty twister, wet willie

My fuzzy verbal math is silly but cute

A fat gerbil, eleven-foot-eight dot com

Hot mom, Dodge Caravan, monster truck wheels

Who cares man?

New chairman Mao

But dumb gun shy, dumb guy

Run blind towns with one eye

Buy any child, popstar malfunctions

All-black Maybachs turn to pumpkins in 20-12

Orwelly-well in a belly shirt

R. Kelly, Kirk hand me shreddy bananas

Damn, blood

Heems:

Damn blood

I'm laid back to the max like why gild a lily

Rock shows from Philly to the billy-billy

For silly kids who burn phillies

Swishers, dutchies, to Indian masters

Put the ghetto blaster on top of Mount Chaster

Vijay, hiya

DR, it's free jazzmataz

Cream on your ass like a minority dad

Minorities mad, who you foolin b?

White people's skin is their jewellery

Kool A.D.

Hah! Good Hi-mami!

Manouevering is nothing new to me

Manouevering's nothing new to me, Cuban b

Coke and a baloney

You people so Ponyboy

My chill man Randy

Scandalous savages more noble

Porno, global cornerstore

'Pedia light, mosquito bite

Peter springing in politics is no fun for young guns

Young ones want fun

Give it to em, take it from em, make em want it

Wake n' bake

One take Jake's takin bacon from em

Heems:

I'll take one of your chicks

Straight from under your armpit

The brown Brad Pitt, Mark Ruffalo

Something like the Duff Man, tough man

Duff your mans like W's man

Yoga fire, copyright infringement

Kids is getting it in

Babies having babies

Navy coloured aves

Maybe you could pay me

Cyber-bully lame bands

Til they murk themselves

Work themselves up over nothing

Bumpin something

Cooler than we're bumpin your tape-player

Play em great, stay away

Rare flare mayor, good luck

Hooligans packin toolies, acting unruly

Fiji Water, Greek disease, please

All I need is cess and a cool breeze

Maybe some palm trees

Leaves to eat

And a roof over my dome, a home

Kool A.D.:

Alone, Macaulay Culkin, stardogs

Don't even go there again, girlfriend

There's your man

Spray-tanning Dakota Fanning at the Getty Gas Station

Plenty cash-making

Chucky Cheese, mouse-trap, starpower

Nap 20 minutes like Da Vinci did

Lewinski lips on the frisbee

Quick, look, it's the Dixie Chicks

RIS-D, bricks, dizzy, get with me

If you want it

And if you don't want it, then don't!

Heems:

I won't!

Brother code, scope foes

Ace Ventura, seventh grade humor-tumor

Family Guy quoted for laughs, you payed out

See something, spray something

Get sprayed out

No way out

My senorita, que lo que?

Like no way Jose, dime lo hombre

Que fue?

This is your brain on drugs, fryin

The white man like Simba, Mufasa, lion

If I'm lying I'm dying

Trying, buying time

More the Rafiki type

Freaky-deaky type

Poo-poo pee-pee type,

Tonight get light

Get right, right in the head

Kool A.D.:

New Jamba Juice is my house

New my house is your house

My new mouth is your blouse

My GMail spoken-word poetry to a cloud

That Dick Cheney made with his brainpiece

Diplo's drunk ass approved it

We're bringing back all that smart shit

That's actually stupid

I'm actually pooping in my hand

And throwing it at Superman

Spiderman versus X-Men

Who's gonna win?

Tannins, Obama

Structural, still, what's it all mean?

Bear Vazquez, paws/pause

I wear Vazquez on my head sometimes

Don't ask me where

Ask me if you can buy some and how much it is

It's just to put me on a bucket list

If you don't like this song go suck a dick!

This is the best song ever!

Better than Juicy, better than Fur Elise!

Better than any song made by Jay-Z!

Better than Two Weeks by Grizzly Bear!

(That's a pretty good song, right?

You like that one?)

Uh, it's better than...

The intro song to Peewee Herman...

It's better than.... uh....

Alright!