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[Intro]

("Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives...")

--Take that out

--That's my chain

--Talk shit at this part? About how, like, "The woooooorrrrrllllld didn't see it coming!"

--This is my chain. Gonna do that. This is fresh, right?

--"You don't knooooow!"

[Hook]

We're not joking

Just joking

We are joking

Just joking

We're not joking

[Verse 1 - Heems]

I'm so wild they call me Four Lokos

So loco, puede... do it for coco

Puff like cocoa, til I'm crisp like Coco Bonobo

Iced tea plus coco

Sunoco flow, no Pinocchio, no BP

Just beat me

Meet me where I beat beats, drop street heat

I'm on the block like street meat

Call me Dwight Schrute the way that I eat beats

No beet farm, just pharm beats, smarmy

A motherfucker try to harm me, eh?

I scrap happily

Smack a little scrappy-type dude for free

Not for a fee, a Rockfort tee

Or maybe just a cup of tea, had enough of me?

I'm just beginning!

Finna be a minute 'fore the fat lady singin'

I'm swimmin', I'm crazy, I'm wavy pipeline

Rappers lack flow, now they're trying to bite mine

Need like three life lines

Three wives, three lines of Vic

Or white, a night to get hype

Three types of Nikes

My four sides is spiked

My Florsheims is tight

Your punchlines is light

The days of our lives, plus the nights

Catch me on the corner drunk and puking

Crazy stupid, Sami and Lucas!

(That's a reference to the soap opera Days of Our Lives, even though I was a bigger General Hospital fan growing up)

[Hook]

[Verse 2 - Kool AD]

Yeah, see, quit smilin' and shut your silly traps

"These zooted brown weirdos is wildin'... but they can really rap!"

They saw the cover of the tape, figured it's pretty wack

Later on eventually admitted that it's pretty crack

Snatched the beer can out your hand like "Gimme that!"

I'm all up in the freezer at your crib like, "Where your Jim B at?"

(sniffs)

Couple dubbies in the swisher, dougies, and spare me that

Titty fat, jimmy hat, gimme that Similac

Chug it, cut it, print it!

I think it's finished but really black

Run it back, tell me if you're feeling that

Ahem, wait a minute like Ray-J

My work is my play-play

Every day pay day

Meet me at the mall it's going down--May Day

Get it?

Joke's not the mall, the may say

The joke's not "meses," vajayjays

Hey hey, they say they wanna have my kids like Bebe

No way way, no, bebe, that's eighteen years like 'Ye say

Too much to pay-pay

Sweatin' me like Sheneneh

She say she gave me melee three-way-way

[Hook]

[Heems]

You puff herb? Dawg, I smoke weed too

You chief cheeba? Ay yo, dawg, me too!

[Kool AD]

Yo me, too? You like weed, dude? Me too!

You like smokin' weed? I see you!

[Heems]

These rappers wack as the movie Wackness

They saccharine, but they not Equal!

Ohhhhh!

[Kool AD]

Oh no, called a brother Sweet and Low, dude

Crossover numbers for brothas and white demons, too

[Heems]

We not racist, we love white people! Ford trucks, apple pies!

Bald eagles

[Kool AD]

Yeah, Cheetos, Doritos, Fritos, Pringles, Kraft Singles, Slim Jims, Sierra Mist!

[Heems]

Butter crunch cookies, Sour Patch Kids!

The block is like a mattress in the hood

I'm flippin' on it!

[Kool AD]

Flippin' in the ghetto on a dirty mattress

Over-30 actress -- Bulova, Cau, Dalier, Chapstick... uh

[Hook]

Heh?

[Fade out]