Puerto Rican Cousins

Kool A.D.:

V-I-C droppin' styles you ain't used to

New school, old school, cocoa puff, coo-coo

Choo-choo-choose to be half Lisa Simpson, half Ralphie

Put my T.V. to Pacini falling off the balcony

South Beach diet

Powder me up, powder me down, white riot

Sublime cover band-types like it

Maybe you should try it

Maybe you should buy it

You should probably buy it

Shorty said we look like

(Like Puerto Rican cousins)

Shorty said we look like

(Like Puerto Rican cousins)

Heems:

I wanna ride on my own, though

Try to save the world like Bono

Be the token brother in an ad for Disaronno

Ho, ho, ho, Merry Kwanza, Hanukah, Ramadan

Got more rhymes than Jay Elec got ramalama-ding-dongs

-alan, parmesan

Cheese on the ravioli

Holy spicoli Batman, I'm Sean Penn

(whaat?)

She said we look like

(like Puerto Rican cousins)

She said we look like

(like Puerto Rican cousins)

We are family

At least that's what we look like we might be

(like Puerto Rican cousins)

We are family

At least that's what we look like we might be

(like Puerto Rican cousins)

Heems:

I got more rhymes than Puerto Ricans got cousins

Bug's Life tidy on my stomach 'cause we buzzin

Shrug life tightly on my back 'cause I'm shruggin

Nice guy on the train is steady mean muggin

On the Upper West Side like Jews do, one line

Seen Juju's cousin on the F-train, one time

I be like, "Yes I got dumb rhymes,

Sit back, relax 'cause we finna have a fun time"

- cause of the way that I be speakin

The shorties I be freakin

Plus the people that we reaching

With this music

People think we stupid

Then they peep the tape

And smarten up to the movement

I'm Himanshu, the one without the beard

People think I'm Spanish

Cause the other one look weird

Look here, nasty

Something like Gargamel

That's racist, our complexion is carmel

Das Racist

(like Puerto Rican cousins)

Das Racist

(like Puerto Rican cousins)

We are family

At least that's what we look like we might be

We are family

At least that's what we look like we might be

Kool A.D.:

Bagged a degree in English

But proficient in Blackanese

So many trees I'm turning Japanese

I really think so-

Heems:

-Call me Pinko

Schizo, ginkgo biloba

Performing 'My Sharona'

At talent shows across Girona

Drinkin Coronas in Daytona, loner

Bulova on my wrist

Beluga cavi in my tummy

Brendan Fraser in The Mummy

Type-casted time-traveller, action!

Kool A.D:

I'm counting Jacksons with black friends

Counting tens and Benzes with white friends

Wondering if suicide's a largely white trend-

Google it later and confirm that, a'ight then

Stars and stripes, man

Give me my stipend

We alright, type type man

We get along

(Like Puerto Rican cousins)

We are family

At least that's what we look like we might be

(like Puerto Rican cousins)

We are family

At least that's what we look like we might be

(like Puerto Rican cousins)