Shorty Said

Whether i'm a yellow puerto rican or husayn (?)

It really doesn't matter cause it's all the same and

White boys, brown boys, blah blah blah

You give me your number, i call you up

Yo, you know who you look like?

Shorty said i look like carlos mencia

Like carlos mencia, fuck carlos mencia

I said take notice, and ma, please focus

I look like him but (?) mixed with george lopez

Shorty said i look like mario lopez

With no lats and no traps and no pecs

And no abs, shorty said i look like cro-magnon man,

That's a caveman

She told me i was racist at the rave, man.

Yeah shorty said i look like the cro-mag too man

She said i'm half rasta, half pasta, no ragu man

Shorty said i look like slash with no hat on

She asked if i had a spot where we could get our smash on

Shorty said i look like devendra banhart

Shorty said i look like that dude from japan's art

You know the dude who did the kanye album covers?

Shorty said i look just like egyptian lover

Yeah we was kickin it, i said you chillin ma?

Shorty said i look like a chubby jake gyllenhaal

I said this ain't brokeback, and i'm a broke mack

Type so hard and i'll type it on a broke macbook air

Well girl you look here

I look real fly, and we fly high

I'm like the latino cop on csi aye-aye

Shorty said i look like the guy who did that song called la bamba

What was his name? ay, caramba

I don't even know, shorty wanna do the rhumba

I said that was dumb though

Wait, shorty said i look like osama

Plus obama, minus the drama

Shorty wanna meet my mama

Shorty said i look real calm and maybe i got good karma

Shorty said i look like (?)

(?) or deepak tijorit

Maybe john abraham or shahrukh khan

(?), salman khan

Aamir khan, kader khan

Genghis khan, no irrfan khan

I just wanna (?) all night long

Shorty said i look like the dude from the passion of the christ,

Jesus christ

Shorty said i smell like beans and rice

Shorty said i look like the dude from the passion of the christ

Yeah shorty said it twice, shorty said i was nice

Yeah shorty bit my ear like mike tys

Shorty said i look like bob weiss

Shorty said i look like (?) minus the ice

Shorty said i'm nice, yeah shorty said it twice

Shorty said i look like sean bridgmohan

I said maybe i might look like just mohan, brohan

Or maybe rohan

Shorty said the ninja that she with ain't this

And shorty said i act like a gay david banner on acid

Shorty said i look like i work in a garage

Shorty said i'm turtle from entourage

And she look like sloan

And when we bone

Shorty don't say much, yeah shorty just moan

That's cause i'm a freak yo

Shorty said i look like richard grieco

Grieco or greco?

Shorty said i look kinda like art gecko

Shorty said i look like the gecko from geico commercials

Plus the caveman too, she hurt me

She hurt you too? man, she hurt a lot of fools

Oh my god, she meant a lot to a lot of fools

Shorty said i look like the dude who cuts her roses

She forgets his name but she supposes it was moses

Wait, moises?

Shorty asked why all the voices from those places have such strange names or faces

I told her das racist

I told her das racist, she like me cause i'm tasteless

I gave her bracelets and we hit it in her mama's basement

Adjacent to it in your sister's darkroom

Shorty said i look like a cartoon

Like a dude throwin a harpoon at a whale and shit