Swate

[Heems]

I'm moving up from below

Me? I'm gettin' guap with my ho-mies

We all about the dough, please!

Swate! Getting love from the O-G's

Hindu kush by the O-Z

No problem with the po-lice

Swate!

[Lakutis]

Asleep in your chimney

Giggle in the darkness

Doll that I made from the hair in your armpits

Cut it while you sleeping

Staring at you while you eating

Creeping out your cousins

At the baby shower talking about

My crystal figurine collection

Correction: cross-section of the disease

Man, I'm mean man

I let the bitch hair out

2nd-best rapper with bitch hair out

I'm like a Jesus freak

I don't even need to speak

Little "squeak squeak cheep cheep

Feed me!" Macaroni pictures

Unholy matrimony scriptures

Corpse bride; alimony lip-service

Sick circus: insane monkey

Jewfro body-bone-blood-mucus hierarchy

Keep the seat, baby lookalike party

Frost-Nixon and Mel Gibson ascot tied

Ask God why Mary got me

Got dick chimichangas hot sip

Top whip blow fast slime

Shit, you go Heems, it's your dream

We Greed team, we fiend cream

The lean mean machine in my mean Beem

Doctor in my smock...Ock!...Ock!

[Heems]

I'm moving up from below

Me? I'm gettin' guap with my ho-mies

We all about the dough, please!

Swate! Getting love from the O-G's

Hindu kush by the O-Z

No problem with the po-lice

Swate!

[Heems]

Yo, check it out:

Shall I begin? Let me begin

I will begin. So, let's begin!

They like "Heems, you should rap in earnest"

But honestly, I'd rather burn sess and watch "Ernest

Goes to Jail, Goes to Camp" or even "To The Army"

Got a sense of humor so they say the kid's smarmy

I eat Cracker Jacks, bump Ratatat

Give Dap a dap, smack a cracker back

To his habitat. Chief cheeba

For my cataracts; matter of fact

I drop real facts. Call me Snapple caps

And I eat what I like, like Apple Jacks

Creep in the night, streets with a pipe

Skeet when I pipe, in the sheets with your wife

Chief with the whites on the beach til it's night

Out near a very pretty lighthouse

Got a bright lamp and I'm poppin right now

They like "Ayo, stop this damn guy!"

But our shows are sold to Shanghai

Mad fly: nauseous, raucous

Walk it how I talk it, awkward but I'm awesome

This is on the top and the bottom of the loft, son

I'm living single, it's a Nineties world

Catch me in a bar with like 90 girls

40 Sinclairs, 20 Latifah-Khadijah types, 30 Maxines that'll probably freak tonight

This rap shit is nothing for me

Just another way to be stunting for free

And give back to burn blunts with my G's

Must be some trees, dumplings & cheese

Something for when they come

Mumbling, humbling, "free"

Freeze, spitting with my mittens disease

Heems from Queens like Chris & Keens

They hopping on one leg barking for me

I'mma start and they're sparkin' the tree

Marchin' with me, Al Sharpton at three

Martians with cheese, ???? aspartame to see 'em

Starting to see, parting with

Such sweet sorrow! Such sorrow!

Now bring it back like it's borrowed

Bring it back like it's borrowed

[Heems}

I'm moving up from below

Me? I'm gettin' guap with my ho-mies

We all about the dough, please!

Swate! Getting love from the O-G's

Hindu kush by the O-Z

No problem with the po-lice

Swate!

[Kool A.D.]

Fresh new SuperCut

Lex, you the best out now with bitch hair

Greedhead this year!

Scott Bakula, elliptical sliding

Barbie's too ghetto, I am too mellow

Shout out Sweaty Eddie, drop out the military

All of my people, black, white, Latino

Slave-owning white man said we were all equal

Model minority said "Don't be evil"

Heathrow said we were illegal

Mr. mean Negro like finito on the beat though

Chico Marx, the ego, Zizek's too sexy

Right Said Fred, he's Alexi

KFC Original Recipe is demonology

Gucc boots and wallabies is modern-day pottery

Only crackers win the lottery

Hackers is a quality film shot at Stuyvesant High School

Am I cool? a young SFJ

Writing haikus, ordering Thai food, watching Hulu, new YouTube

Smooch a dude who's with the "you do you" crew

"True, true, true, true"

Baby guap goo goo, ga ga, Go-go gadget, cabbage

Half-African Erasmus

Peace to Light Magic

Peace to lightness

Yeah, shout out my Palm Pixie

Big shouts to um, my dad's bluetooth

[Outro - Kool A.D.]

Y'all, and just a public service announcement: Every time you get those rings on your six pack, you gotta cut 'em up so a dolphin doesn't die, man. You gotta do this for the earth now, man. We're trying to really do this for the earth now. Aight, peace.