Baby Parody - Im Just A Baby

I know you love me they all do

Hop on the list babe I might pick you

I fell in love girl many times

My heart first broke when I was nine

She cheated on me it really hurt

On the playground with some jerk

I know what love is I've got full experience

But deep down inside

I'm just a baby baby baby Ohhh

A baby baby baby no don't touch me!

Baby baby baby ohhsdfjkldsj

Puberty suck sometimes!

I'm making money everywhere

I've got a room full of underwear

But I don't want you money

And I don't want your clothes

I want a girl who knows

How to maintain a stable relationship

With good communication

Can you take care of kids?

Cause' I've got names picked out

And a drivers license in about (5 months)

I know it all sounds scary

Now baby let's get married

I keep forgetting that I'm

I'm just a baby baby baby Ohhh

A baby baby baby no don't touch me!

Baby baby baby ohhsdfjkldsj

I move away from the microphone to breathe

When I was like 12 I fell in love hard

That's when I knew I couldn't be without girl

Weddings in March

So grab my pack of crayons let's hit the 7th grade

My voice is changing up but I'm still getting

Laid...

...ies home phone numbers so I can call their moms

to talk to my moms to see if we can hang out after

school for a few hours when your moms home from work

WOAH WHAT! Dave don't be such a...

Baby baby baby Ohhh

A baby baby baby no don't touch me!

Baby baby baby ohhsdfjkldsj

Puberty suck sometimes!