Sex, Drugs And Rock n' Roll

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It was long ago,

It seems like a dream,

The day I sucked the air

From a bottle of whipped cream.

And I got real high,

And things got real slow,

*deep voice* and I started talkin' like this.

What's going on? I don't know.

And then I sold my car,

For a Greatful Dead ticket.

And my dad yelled at me,

And he grounded me,

And he said I was a dick:

It was the worst day of my life.

And I'll never forget

But the very next day

I was doing bong hits in the back of my friends Chevette.

So don't tell me

"We're winning the war on drugs."

'Cause drugs are like a big old can of Raid,

And you're all little bugs.

And don't tell me to not get high,

'Cause I'm as low as I can get without kissin' your ass,

Blowin' you at the same time.

Man, don't tell me about love and peace,

While one of the Jones's has a hand-gun pointed at me.

Don't tell me to "Just say no!"

I'm an addict!

I say don't let me go!

Whatever happened to sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll?

Now we just have AIDs, crack and Techno...

So they busted me,

And I said "Fuck them mother-fuckers!"

For sellin' dope!

And I went to jail and I wasn't forgiven

Like that little fucker who shot the Pope,

And he said "I have the right to remain silent..."

But they couldn't explain

And I didn't resist, and I wasn't violent,

'Cause all I ever wanted was the right to remain.

And they questioned me,

Yeah they asked, "Why?"

And I say,

"I don't think I should be shot for sellin' pot,

It's just my little way of saying 'hi'."

And now my record's all fucked up,

And I'm not allowed to vote,

And two times a week they make me piss in a cup,

When what I want to do is piss down their throats...

Man, don't tell me about love and peace,

While one of the Jones's has a hand-gun pointed at me.

Don't tell me to "Just say no!"

I'm an addict!

I say don't let me go!

Whatever happened to sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll?

Now we just have AIDs, crack and Techno...

And they told me "It's time to change."

Cause our parents have hemroids,

Janis and Jim,

But what about River Phoenix and Kurt Cobain.

And they told me to praise the Lord,

But I've been waiting for so long for him to call me back,

I think I'm gonna go pray at Betty Ford.

And they told me that life is fair,

But I can't smoke a plant that was made by God,

But I can kill my wife if I'm a football player.

And they told me,

Yeah they told me to just ignore,

But I'd rather smoke crack from Nancy Regans skull,

While gettin' a blow-job from Tipper Gore.

And man, don't tell me about love and peace

While one of the Jones's has a hand-gun pointed at me.

Don't tell me to "Just say no!"

I'm an addict!

I say don't let me go!

Whatever happened to sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll?

Now we just have AIDs, crack and Techno...