Backwoods Nation

We're calling all rednecks

to putdown their sluggers

and turn their attention from

beating the buggers

to pick up machine guns

and kill camel fuckers

backwoods nation

we're calling the doctors

of spin and the smoke screen

to whip the new patriots

into a frenzy

of good verses evil ignoring their history

of the backwoods nation

and aint it a shame

that due process stands in the way

of swift justice

calling all frat boys

to trade in their hazing

their cameras and cocaine

and casual date raping...

for capital appointments

and rose garden tapings

backwoods, backwoods

backwoooooooods nation