Metal Rules

I'm flicking on the radio

And I hear the same old shit

I'm sick and tired of love songs

And I'm sick and tired of wimps

Ain't going for no college boy look

The world must know I'm free

Ain't gonna live my life for somebody else

I'm gonna live my life for me

People go out of their way to come up and say

Hey I once had hair down to there

They tell me my hair's been out of style

But I tell them I don't care

It seems these days the latest craze is looking like a fool

But I remember the old days

When looking cool was cool

When I was a kid I would lay in my bed

With the headphones blasting music through my head

Drove my parents crazy jamming on my axe

I thought that massive distortion was where it's at

As faith would have it I would progress

I wanted to be on top with all the best

Set my life goal omitting school

Destine to follow the heavy metal rules

All the radio networks can go to hell

Because the heavy metal circuit is doing well

I gotta have more metal

I need more steel

I'm gonna tell the world just how I feel

So all you pussies stay out of my way

You don't know where the talent is anyway

Because the music you're trying to cram down our throats is Boring