London Homesick Blues

When you're down on your luck

And you ain't got a buck

In london

You're a goner

'cause even london bridge

Is falling down

And moved to arizona

Now i know why

And i'll substantiate the rumor

That the english sense of humor

Is dryer than the

Texas sand

And you can put up your dukes

Or you can bet your boots

That i'll be leaving

Just as fast as i can

I wanna go home

With the armadillo

Good country music

From amarillo to aboline

The friendliest people

And the prettiest women

You've ever seen

Well it's cold over here

And i swear

I wish they'd turn the heat on

And where in the world

Is that english girl

I promised i would meet

On the third floor

And of the whole damn lot

The only friend i've got

Is a smoke

And a cheap guitar

My mind keeps rolling

My heart keeps longing

To be home in a texas bar

I wanna go home

With the armadillo

Good country music

From amarillo to aboline

The friendliest people

And the prettiest women

You've ever seen

Well i decided that

I'd get my cowboy hat

And go down to

Marble arch station

'cause when a texan fancies

He'll take his chances

Chances will be taken

That's for sure

And them limey eyes

They were eyeing the prize

Some people call

Manly footwear

And when you open your mouth

They say you're from down south

And you always seem to

Put your foot there

I wanna go home

With the armadillo

Good country music

From amarillo to aboline

The friendliest people

And the prettiest women

You've ever seen