Yo! Ho! Ho!

[Here we go]

Yo ho ho, I'm good to go

Hypin' on the mic cause God said so

He said, "Yo, go out and fish for men"

A genuine commission that put us in

To tell you about our Savior and Lord

So if you wonder what's up well, you're in store

For more than a happy, go-lucky tune

About Christmas and how it's coming soon

This song will tell ya how it all began

And how man [oh man] seemed to change that plan

Know this to be true in black and white

God's Word said so so you know that's right

It's Christmas time

(chorus)

Yo! Ho! Ho! Ho! [repeat 3x]

We're good to go

[repeat 2x]

A Benz pulled up figured it was dis

So on twelve twenty-fifth give me all the gifts

I mean, each year Christmas rolls around

For mucho gifts the T was down

[From] stereo, mixers, to microphones

I caused pops to take ridiculous loans

Until a few years back I attended a play

About Christmas and it went this way:

People were illin' all across the land

It was tax season and the king had a plan

He sent all the people back to where they were born

For a census which I'm sure they adored

As we move down the line things start to get hairy

God chose Joseph and a virgin named Mary

By this time I was on the edge of my pew

But hold up I gotta break for a few

(repeat chorus)

(bridge)

It's Christmas time

And all the gifts I find

But true love is

Found in Jesus Christ

Gloria

[It ain't jingle bells, baby]

Mary was a virgin but laden with child

Yo doc! [yes?] ponder that for a while

They grabbed a couple of mules started across the land

Their destination was called Bethlehem

Ya know, night had fallen they arrived in a fix

Cause every inn was full even Motel 6 [word!]

They got it goin' on in the west side of town

It wasn't quite home but they had a bed down

On this very night she delivered a babe

It was a boy [God's Son] comin' into the world to save

And unbind mankind from a serious debt

Called sin that God couldn't forget

Without sendin' His Son as a gift to man

He lived to be thirty-three and then died

For the plan of salvation so the choice is yours

The true gift of Christmas ain't found in stores

Yo, where's little drummer boy?

(repeat chorus)