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Artist: De Bende Van Baflo Bill
Canonical path: /de-bende-van-baflo-bill/verstaandskoezen
Related lyric paths: 6
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Verstaandskoezen
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Verstaandskoezen
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toun ik op n gegeven moment verstaandskoezen kreeg
zaten zo hier en doar n paar koezen ien weeg
tandarts zee tegen mie:"der oet mit dij koes,
ik stuur die deur noar koakchirurg in t zaikenhoes"
oeh-wie, oeh-wie baby
nou mot ik verdikkemie noar t zaikenhoes
ik zee nog tegen taandarts:"bis haildal bezopen
ik heb ja naargens last, breek mie de bek nait open!"
hoal alvast mor soep veur twij week in hoes
drij pakken krentjebrij, n pot appelmoes
gelukkeg het mien moeke ook n multiprak thoes
veur as ik weer terug bin oet t zaikenhoes
ik zit laiver thoes as in t zaikenhoes
ik zee nog tegen koakchirurg:"t kin mie ook niks meer verrekken,
trek m der mor oet, komst doe ook an die trekken!"
koakchirurg zee:"t dut misschain wel wat pien"
en ain seconde loater vloog ik deur t roamkezien
"tou even gatverdakke," zee e," zit toch es stil"
moar tot in Doodstil galmde mien gegil
nooit weer noar zo'n koakchirurg in t zaikenhoes
noa n stief ketaaier docht ik:"hèhè, hai is kloar"
moar doar kwam e al weer an, mit nog n dikkere boor!
(c) tekst: P. de Haan/ F.J. den Hollander / muziek: P. Smith
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